The Color Of Chaos

I don't know what to say.

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via nicoosuxx)

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(Source: thrillsurfer, via pizza)

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

(via damn-funny)

schmoyoho:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

THAT DROP DO

(via sadmooon)

averyirregularhead:

trolltina:

“Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.”

This is the line that officially made me fall in love with AHS

averyirregularhead:

trolltina:

Men need to objectify and conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, can see into the soul of a person.

This is the line that officially made me fall in love with AHS

(via carleecochina)